EASTER JOKES

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!

How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots (carets!)

What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row
and they are all marching backwards?
What you have is a receding hareline.

What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
Baby rabbits.